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September 02 2014, 03:47 PM
Anonymous
How dare u "How dare u" with a "you" in place of the "u". Were u raised by wolves?

gin-givenchy-gastronomy:

rhyleej:

thebandhaim:

i was raised by 2 parents…

I kinda wish I was raised by wolves… But the Danielle kind.

…. Let’s just all ponder that for a moment…..

September 02 2014, 03:45 PM
grimsauce:

gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

I just… What…

grimsauce:

gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

I just… What…

September 02 2014, 03:40 PM
johngreenmcdonalds:

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

It’s still an honor, even if he is your brother….

johngreenmcdonalds:

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

It’s still an honor, even if he is your brother….

September 02 2014, 03:40 PM
September 02 2014, 03:40 PM
September 02 2014, 02:55 PM

heyearthlings:

criminalballoon:

nononcrackuzure:

halodudette:

maria-amino:

dioburandou:

pleae swatch thi sthis is my absolute favourite video please

sHIT

How in the fuck does this work so well?

I was nOT ready for tha t

MY BODY WAS NOT READY

nO

September 02 2014, 02:53 PM
September 02 2014, 02:53 PM

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

September 02 2014, 02:53 PM

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

September 02 2014, 02:53 PM

thatsgrace:

I’m getting a dog soon, what should I get? 

September 02 2014, 02:38 PM

buckin-love:

Coldplay - Oceans (Live @ 50th MAX Sessions 2014)

September 02 2014, 02:37 PM

sorry:

I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

September 02 2014, 02:37 PM
September 02 2014, 02:37 PM

sailingonsuccess:

Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha

September 02 2014, 02:37 PM

shouldnt:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!