April 23 2014, 02:59 PM
April 23 2014, 02:59 PM

pfdiva:

jaredpadaleki:

a Quest is a trip to accomplish a task.

an Adventure is a trip without a destination.

a Journey is when the trip is more important than the destination.

#excuse me while i take a quest to the toilet (x)

I often take journeys up and down my halls to think.  I like this.

April 23 2014, 02:59 PM

cokeflow:

Should I wear all black or all black today

April 23 2014, 02:59 PM

invisipup:

the sun doesn’t have to go to college bc it already has 28 million degrees

April 23 2014, 02:59 PM

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

April 23 2014, 02:58 PM
jakemalik:

kiggor:

Pulling a cat out of thin air

WHAT IS THIS POWER
I NEED IT

jakemalik:

kiggor:

Pulling a cat out of thin air

WHAT IS THIS POWER

I NEED IT

April 23 2014, 02:58 PM

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

April 23 2014, 02:57 PM

drejofvalenwood:

theroguefeminist:

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

how exactly could you have come remotely close to that conclusion

April 23 2014, 02:57 PM

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

April 23 2014, 02:48 PM

talldecafcappuccino:

I’m too lazy to put You’ve Got Mail in so…I reread all of You’ve Got Diaries. WHOOPS.