a Quest is a trip to accomplish a task.
an Adventure is a trip without a destination.
a Journey is when the trip is more important than the destination.
I often take journeys up and down my halls to think. I like this.
Should I wear all black or all black today
the sun doesn’t have to go to college bc it already has 28 million degrees
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
Pulling a cat out of thin air
WHAT IS THIS POWER
I NEED IT
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.
I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic
how exactly could you have come remotely close to that conclusion
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes